i learned that there is a mushroom species that can break down plastic (x)

him

yes

devour the dumpling child

who is he

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

found out that there is an official Wizard of New Zealand

In 1990, the Prime Minister of New Zealand appointed an old friend named Ian Brackenbnury Channell as the Wizard of New Zealand. He is even given an annual stipend.

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

Boing, boing

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

I’ve waited for three months to reblog this