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when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

i hate games with character customization because i always make my character too attractive and then i spend 50% of my time in the game admiring how attractive my character is

tfw you’re writing and your fic is turning into something you didn’t intend it to be

tfw you’re writing and a character says something you didn’t expect them to say and it sort of opens up a new plot point you’re going to have to resolve now by the end of the fic

you ever look at your follower count and just think to yourself

“man”

“how the fuck did you all end up here”

deus ex: human revolution → concept vs. game (part I.)

@europeanextreme

this is relevant to my interests

A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, ‘Bush did 9/11’-proclaiming robot. 

when you love a really garbage ship and youre unapologetic about it

if i make you ship something:

1. i am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat

I can’t believe Hideo Kojima is asking for fashion advices on Twitter

I can’t believe twitter has good taste

I can’t believe you want to bang Hideo Kojima