The white kid at the parties that thinks he could rap and always talks about the gov.
I am fuuuuucking dead
The white kid at the parties that thinks he could rap and always talks about the gov.
I am fuuuuucking dead
her eyes are so kind and trusting :’(
Me snuggling up for bed
#Mood: TGIF!!
Ain’t this the cutest
omg my heart is so warm rn, their hands are so much bigger than his 😭💖
Omg this! 😭💕💕💕
I seriously watched this like ten times it’s so cute ❤️
Scorpio Aquarius Sagittarius Leo
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
For The Masses:
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
I needed this 2 weeks ago mate…
trying to play hard to get while being hard to want
Hi!!!!!!! pls checkout my redbubble store!!!! i just started it and i plan to make more (theres like two more on the store other than these lol) but i dont want to make a whole bunch not having sold anything anyways it would mean a lot if you would just take a look at it or reblog this tysm :D
he had to sneeze
modern art
yath i am this cute!!!!!!! i know!!!!
omg this is the most beautiful thing we’ve ever seen
when your mom finally gives you the keys to the car
The wig, him, the song, his friends, the dance moves, the song >>
THE FUCKING POTATO WHYYY FUCKING DUCKY WHYYY LMAO
OH MY GAWD
JAJAJAJJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJA
yath i am this cute!!!!!!! i know!!!!
Trap cover of Blink-182′s “All The Same Things” by @roamingblizzard
White people are going to be livid for this cover.
^^ I can’t wait!!!
shawty gotta be from houston lololol
This is my favourite thing in this universe.