for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada
°˖✧ Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra ✧˖°
Remind them how she lived. (via bazernalbus)
Young, dumb, and full of
Anxiety.
me: *is consistently unsure*
this deserves an oscar
Family gathering.
MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE
I love this because I actually have an aunt Carol
Stop
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
We will get you to a million. We believe in you.
I will never not reblog this.
dave
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way