watch the queen conquer

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

Martin Luther publishes his 95 theses (1517, colorized)

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

Being straight-forward: being transparent with your motives/intentions, expressing your thoughts truthfully when they affect other people, addressing an issue as soon as it arises instead of letting it fester and get worse, not expecting anyone to read your mind if you don’t speak up, understanding that people have the right to disagree with you and not take your advice

What some people think is being straight-forward but is actually just immaturity: making rude comments about other people’s lives and appearances when it literally doesn’t affect you whatsoever, bossing people around, throwing fits when you don’t get your way, losing your shit over minor inconveniences, arguments, and small mistakes that others make, can’t listen to someone vent without telling them what to do

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

Happy 72nd Birthday Freddie! 🎂 🎶 King Mercury 🎶 ~ 5th September 1946 ~

This man knows how to sell a car

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

serious Ghost Hunting™

Some cats are orange, maybe only a little bit, and well thats just fine and good, and I like it a lot.

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

Yeet: str

Kobe: dex

Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table….but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos….which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse™ begins to occur…..

I’m so glad.

Bad and naughty discoursers must be silenced by the KAZOO OF CIVILITY.

limit pasta consumption

blocked