Fuck you percentile dice! Medicae roll in a warhammer black crusade dice to determine the efficacy of my engineered plague on some mutants.
After tumbling heroically around a wasp the size of a pony to get into a flank... Fuck you dice!
Ok, same black crusade game. Rolled a 2 trying to dodge a demonic giant bat.
From a black crusade campaign. Spending infamy wouldn't have helped with a roll this shit. This was to hopefully avoid being trampled.
D & D today is a practice in futility. I got so desperate for rolling mojo that I rubbed dice on a surly daschund.