i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”

concerts should be 1-2 dollars and i get to pick the venue

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

so true gandalf

Ideal work schedule:

I think you should legally disclose if something is ai just like how you legally have to disclose if something is an ad

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next