Are you fucking kidding me

For the ALL star game the Captains we voted are: 

Jaromir Jagr - (i get it, we love, i love him, you love him) but he is a 43 year old legend Who specifically said he did not want to play and could not do 3 on 3 for an entire game. 

John Scott - who he does not want to play, If he wanted to play it would be one thing, but he does not..going 3 on 3 with the best players in the league will not be fun for a guy with  less than 10 games this year and a total of one assist.

I’m not even dignifying him by writing his name - He should not be playing in the league let alone the All star game. 

Alex Ovechkin - Ovi deserves this, i support him 100%

im so pissed about the all star game like the only good voted captain was ovi the other three are shit like why would people continue to vote for John Scott when he publically said he doesn’t like that people are voting for him as a joke and why would people vote for jagr when he tweeted multiple times that he’s too old and doesn’t want to be there and the other one im not even fucking with like why would anyone vote for that piece of shit he who can not be named like honestly wtf is wrong with people

list of things that would make a better captain than p*trick k*ne

● my blind, diabetic, 12 year old schnauzer

● a kraft single

● the ghost of beloved canadian author lucy maud montgomery

● the purple hat pk subban wore before the winter classic

● pk subban

● the boos for pk subban in every arena ever

● a stray pube

● my english teacher who thinks wifi causes cancer

● olli maatta’s giant forehead

● the guy who lives in a tree in my local park

● sidney crosby’s ass

● the roar bacon pig

● any nwhl or cwhl player

● phil kessel’s hatred towards the toronto media

● a pylon

● those porn bot instagram accounts that follow you

● claude giroux’s missing tooth

Hi everybody! 😁

Well after this kinda long hiatus I’m back here with you 🎉🎉🎉

I’m kinda lost right now, everybody seems to have change name, etc… So I’ll need some to catch up 😌

Yay I’m so glad you’re back :D :D :D

Ah ah thanks cutie 💖 I'm glad to be back too actually 😌 Enjoy your time in Edinburgh (best city ever for drinkinnnnnnng 😂) 🎄😁

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

the all star jerseys suck, how are the players supposed to be able to tell the difference between their teammates and their gatorade.

Antler done by Alex Snelgrove @ Okey Doke in Toronto, ON.

insta: @oblcz

muslims of france are being shot at and their worship places are being bombed yet people have the stomach to preach about how “hate breeds hate” like wtf is wrong with you

EXCUSE ME. Can you fucking stop to say fucking shit about things you clearly know nothing about? Muslims of France are not being shot, French people (Muslims, Christians, atheists) are being shot by Djihadistes. In 3 days now we had 4 terrorist attacks, 17 people are dead because of extremes behaviours, no matter in what they believe. Can you fucking stop reduce our pain and horror in something that oppose Muslims and others. My whole country is suffering.

Ok, but let's discuss how attractive Ryan O'Reilly is.

Just look at him

Bonus: Like you don’t want to kiss this toothless face 

just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team.