This is going to either be the bane of the human race or the perfect evolutionary weed wacker

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great

The same way you weigh any animal when you're using a scale designed for humans

What a joke.  This is so unrealistic. Men aren’t capable of apologizing for anything lol

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not...

When the disrespect is real

Adventure together. See the world. Grow. deejaybm 🌲❤️

Where was this taken? I want to go! la—-loba let’s go

Castle Rock. Big bear, CA ✌🏼️

I like it when we pop up on my dash. ☺️☺️☺️

Totally thought this was some sort of crazy personal transformation

na na na na na na nanananana

put the first song that comes to mind in the tags

Katamari damacy!

*mr. freeze voice* Netflix and CHILL

Daddy Worf.

I have the shovel to dig myself out of this hole of sadness and negativity I have been stuck in lately. That shovel is my mind. I am in control of how I choose to feel, and now I am choosing happiness. Life’s too short to choose anything but that.

Most days I'm pretty sure the shovel i'm using is broken at the handle. And also a spoon.

An Oregon Couple Rushed Through Their Wedding Because Of A Wildfire

and then managed to take the most beautiful photos

"I heard john and Jane got married, how was it"

"Dude, it was the wedding from hell."

Action shots 😍😍😍

This is the person I’m dating..

Imagine being that rich

ok but imagine going through all that pain without taking a year off. hats off to them

Wait can someone explain to me how that works cause she obviously didn’t start marching when she was seven….

The blue devils has three separate corps that have varrying age requirements. The A corps is around 17 or 18 to age out, the B corps is around 14 to age out and the C corps marches as young as 5 and as old as 14.

when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.

Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

GET THIS ILLEGAL POT WEED OFF MY DASH

SIC SEMPER CANNABIS 

YOU FOOL, DON’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE? 

YOU’VE CREATED 2 WEED!

2 weed

418 weed to go

the problem with procrastination is that it’s so comforting. While also totally anxiety-inducing, the act of avoidance and doing nothing productive is so dangerously soothing 

it’s literally like illegal drugs and that’s scarawesome