horrible quality gorillaz doodles. also happy anni @ saturnz barz and congrats for having the best color palette and character art and then fucking off for phase 5.

Restaurant menu: GF (gluten free)

Me: these pamcakes....com e with a...girlfriend 🥺

the parking lot cat

(my coworkers nicknamed him moomoo)

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

shrimp heaven now

Man Director // Woman Director

*aggressive leaf sounds*

feral 😳🥩

“Everybody clap your hands” from Cha Cha slide is one of the few instances where the human race drops everything and cooperated with each other.

hmmm

celery tastes like this picture

“My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”

(Source)

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!

OH!!!!!!!! 😭

https://twitter.com/kingvader/status/1240720130415316993