Bro,

if supernatural doesn’t end soon i’m going to kill the winchesters myself

Why use a ouija board when you could get the very same experience by having a conversation with me

Fear… cryptic one-word answers… me knocking things off of your desk

Why do I feel threatened 98% of the time a man walks behind me

Survival instinct

this is so innocent?? so pure and full of heart

This is a problem

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

IVY PARK

Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut

New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer.  That’s a given.  But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”.

This leads to a scary possibility.  What if he’s not yet the Zodiac Killer and we’re all giving him the idea?

WHAT

its the simple things in life

“this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on* I was wrong

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

I think about this a lot

@infiniteadventureswithyou

!!!!!

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car