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@aristotlecoyote / aristotlecoyote.tumblr.com

I am Ari he/him trans 27 dont follow if you are a minor|| i take requests
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I have mash headcanons

But you arent going to hear them

You are going to get

*Him*

My baby boy (art by likanen)

Cordere. My beloved. My gargoyle boyyy. Hes made of stone but his heart is gold. He weighs too much to go on an airplane and cant fly with his wings

Trains and buses for this man (we love a man who uses public transport)

His favorite food is overcooked chicken tenders and burned grilled cheese.

His major is General Studies (Human anthropology and How to pretend to be human certificate)

Friends include Kels (siren) and stefan (werewolf on tour)

#the vessel speaks
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overnightshipping

I am 100% convinced that originally the ending of this week's Game Changer was that the contestants would have to break the time loop by stopping Sam and/or the camera person from breaking the camera, but either the contestants didn't figure that out or they did and it didn't end up being funny or satisfying so they cut it and went with the approach we see now.

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drowninginredink

I love that the players do not get points for doing the wenis correctly, and yet they still learned all the steps and dance along anyway. And now I also know the wenis. Good for them

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friendlyrejection
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roundtop

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

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gilda-dent
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beautifultapatia

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

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naggingatlas
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wizardarchetypes

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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nando161mando

In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.

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ralfmaximus
  1. Tesla vehicles have auto-wipers
  2. With rain sensors
  3. That detect water from the sky
  4. But apparently not.. carwash water
  5. But the rain sensors don't work very well
  6. Because instead of a moisture sensor like other manufacturers have used for decades in similar situations Tesla implemented software that looks through the exterior cameras to detect water droplets on the lens
  7. No I am not kidding
  8. Which causes hilarious misfires when the cameras get dirty
  9. Or shadows fall across the cameras in just the right patterns
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samreich

Listen, gang: it's rare that I ask you for anything explicitly. But after the awkward hell that she endured on my behalf, and given that she's one of the funniest standups traipsing around LA right now...

...please, please, PLEASE go on Instagram and follow Kaylin Mahoney.

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