sentence prompts ➝ broad city

• ❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞
• ❝Okay, I love you too.❞
• ❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞
• ❝We just got pizza.❞
• ❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞
• ❝Don’t do drugs.❞
• ❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞
• ❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞
• ❝Wanna foook?❞
• ❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞
• ❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞
• ❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞
• ❝But I won’t make out with you.❞
• ❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞
• ❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞
• ❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞
• ❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞
• ❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞
• ❝Are you still talking to me?❞
• ❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞
• ❝Parkour is terrifying.❞
• ❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞
• ❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞
• ❝How did you get into my apartment?❞
• ❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞
• ❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞
• ❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞
• ❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞
• ❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞
• ❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞
• ❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞
• ❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞
• ❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞
• ❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞
• ❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞
• ❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞
• ❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞
• ❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞
• ❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞
• ❝Your hands on my ass.❞
• ❝You’re gonna smoke the whole bag.❞

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

They say not knowing is the worst part, but This feels worse.

Varric: I have feelings for you. Hawke: I have feelings for you. Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.