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Little Blue Green Planet

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Things that make me happy:

The realization that somewhere, in-universe, there’s some audio tech who had t design Darth Vader’s voice.

I mean- Palpatine oversaw all the aspects of Vader’s suit development, right? Which naturally includes his voice since Vader’s vocal cords got pretty darn crisped.

So some audio tech not only had to design the new voice for Darth Vader, the Emperor’s terrifying new right hand and enforcer, but probably had to go to planning meetings with and get feedback from Palpatine.

Palpatine: No. Up the bass. I want his voice to rumble through you like a thunderstorm on Kamino. 

Palpatine: Also give him just a bit of a Coruscanti accent. He’s gotta sound cultured and intimidating.

Palpatine: And up all the input. Darth Vader must not sound like he’s mumbling.

Palpatine: And put a shield on the microphone. We can’t have him popping all his plosives, that’s just going to drive me crazy.

Update: I have been informed by @diaryofawriter that our hapless Audio Technician’s name is Chad, and he’s a little bit crazy.

Boss: “WTF are you doing, chad?” Chad: “Designing Darth Vader’s voice.” Boss: “WHY IS THAT BREATHING PLAYING ON A LOOP?!?” Chad: “freaky, yeah?” Boss: *did not sign up for this* “YOU’RE A PSYCHO, CHAD”

Chad just goes to town on this project. If the Emperor wants Vader’s voice to be extra, might as well make it EXTRA.

He adds in subharmonics so that just the sound of Vader breathing makes people uneasy. And that feeling gets worse when he actually talks. Do something with the audio encoding so it sounds like Vader’s voice is coming from all around you. He’s standing right in front of you, but you also can’t shake the feeling that he’s right behind you and breathing down your neck.  When in doubt, ADD MORE BASS.

If he could give Vader’s voice a cape he would, but he settles for a little reverb.

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

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inquisitivemoth

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

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ambivalencerelations

>Hannukah season

I… I approve.

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pepperapb

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

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petitepictures

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

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meliafucker

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

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skeletonwheel

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

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autisticvimes

HEY NOW

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YOU’RE A MEME STAR

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Get the rarest. PEPE!

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HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

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mark-nuuuutt-assbutt

And that dress was white and gooold

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

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r0xx0rz

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

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fuckedialife

I sang the whole thing

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