Avatar

My Friends Call Me Brot

@godspancreas / godspancreas.tumblr.com

Avatar

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

I need you specifically to kill yourself. choose a slow and painful method also

Avatar
castrotophic

BIG NOSE WOMEN SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

literally how can anyone not find these women the hottest people ALIVE

Avatar
Avatar
staff

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

en garde motherfuckers

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
nireleet

Sanderstober day 5: a Halloween dnd design

I made a pumpkin construct. He's all vines in there babee

Avatar
thatsthat24

WOW!!!! Prettyyyyy freakin obsessed

Avatar
"A Brookings report from August said a conservative estimate was that 16 million people were suffering from long COVID-19 at that time. The CDC says it may be as high as 19 million adults." ... [Long covid is] eerily similar to HIV "To be clear, McComsey isn’t suggesting that the viruses themselves are similar. Coronaviruses are not retroviruses like HIV, nor are they sexually transmitted like HIV. But it’s the way they make the people they infect sick that caught her attention. It hides in the body and continues to wreak havoc in the various organ system by driving inflammation and disrupting the immune response. “HIV patients don’t die from the virus itself. They die from immune activation – from the high levels of inflammation that causes cancer, heart disease, liver and kidney disease,” she said. “The only reason we cannot cure HIV is because the virus hides where the HIV drugs can’t go in. So it continues to fuel this high inflammation. That’s why somebody like me who has been studying HIV for the last 20 years found that COVID is extremely similar to HIV. It’s a virus that produces a lot of inflammation. We see a lot of conditions that are known to stem from inflammation, and now we have some evidence that it persists in different organs.”

If you're American and 19 million doesn't seem like a lot to you, the entire population of canada is only 38 million, so basically half of Canada would have long covid.

Avatar
reblogged

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

Avatar
reblogged

horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa

when you finally emerge from the caverns miraculously somehow still alive and the whole party won't stop laughing because you look like this

Avatar

wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them

clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up

And sorcerers are like "no wait, hold on. This is basically a curse. I've been *experiencing* magic against my will since I was born and it's hurt a lot of people."

... and then everyone glares at the warlock in the corner. Their response: "Yeah, no. That's fair. I blew Cthulhu in the parking lot behind the McDonald's and now I can do magic. Best deal ever. You all can (and should) suck it."

Avatar
kapfranos

The bard puts their head through the window 'i can cast fireball with my flute!'

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.