I am a tiny genderfluid child

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

they deserve it :’)

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

The press secretary of the White House just lied in front of millions of people and said the mosque shooter in Quebec was a Muslim refugee.

The shooter was a white supremacist. He was white. He murdered Muslims in cold blood last night. The police have already released his name and confirmed he was white and a white supremacist. His name was Alexandre Bissonette.

He killed 6 people at mosque. There are children who woke up without parents today I can’t believe this is happening I cannot believe he’s blatantly lying

Spicer not only told this lie, but used it to justify the Muslim ban. Used a terror attack by a white supremacist against Muslims to justify keeping Muslims out of the country. Fox News also repeated this lie about the shooter. They are shameless.

Arrest Spicer.

This is so fuckin scary, if you are white and ignoring this shit or justifying it then you are a piece of shit in my book

It’s just a mistake, it’ll get sorted out. Until then, we’ll make this our home.

1x01 | 2x01

(insp)

# give them a spin-off please and thank you

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time