fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

thank you. snakes are gay now

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

Men’s hygiene is JUST as important as women.

Please try not to stink.

Please don’t use AXE.

Please drink water and eat plenty fruits so you can also taste as good as your partner.

Please Exfoliate both your face AND body.

Please Wash, Deep Condition, AND Detangle!

Please try not use hair care products that say “Men” because they use the same fragrance as AXE which is harmful to both your skin and scalp. And IT STINKS.

ITS OKAY TO SMELL LIKE FRUITS. SHEA BUTTER OR FLOWERS. SMELL HAS NO DAMN GENDER.

There are ‘masculine’🙄 natural scents also; Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Sage, Peppermint, etc.

MOISTURIZE EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. ESPECIALLY YOUR LIPS.

Point is….take care of yourself…damn.

Toxic/hyper masculinity is so bad men can’t even take care of themselves without it being considered “gay” or frowned upon in some form of fashion smh

Exactly! It should be something we should all encourage and not frown up when we see a man doing a facial or getting a pedicure. It’s perfectly normal to want your outside to reflect the inside.

I will not suck your fingers or let you finger me with dirty hands.

Guys this is important….can’t stress it enough

For our sons….

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

omg

Syd for SSENSE (📸: photokohli)

Urgent

Hi so im having problems with my mom and shes currently living somewhere else for a bit and wont help me with bills when its her home i still need to fix the heater and do many other things and it’s taking a toll on my body please help me if you can

Urgent!!!!

I dont have much time left please help me out i have barely gotten anything we owe $450 in rent i only have $100 in donations and its due on the 15 th i wasnt aware that my mom didnt pay it until a few days ago please help me out if you can im begging

Paypal: peunji345@gmail.com

Venmo: eunji1997

I really dont have much time left and im still stuck at 100 please help me im honestly really scared about this whole situation

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

mutuals solve this

just did it. when does the challenge begin? xD

fuck it im going home

zodiac signs as arctic monkeys albums

Who The Fuck Are The Arctic Monkeys?

-Aries, Capricorn

Humbug

-Sagittarius, Pisces

Suck it and See

-Scorpio, Libra

What Ever People say I Am, That’s What Im Not

-Virgo, Cancer

Favourite Worst Nightmare

-Gemini, Taurus

AM

-Leo

Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino

-Aquarius

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

Jack Black always goes this hard.

*lesbian farmer voice* oh farm?

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

Representation Matters

I’m a preschool teacher and theres a black boy in my class named Miles and when I showed him the trailer he got SO excited, everytime I see him I say what’s up spiderman and he practically yells “IM SPIDERMAN!!!!” With the biggest smile on his face. Representation DOES matter and I’m happy that my kids are able to see more people who look like us in positive media :’)

Same thing happened with my daughter when was 7 and Annie came out. All of a sudden she wanted to go to Broadway to try out for the lead role. We had seen the original one several times but it never occurred to her that she could be any too. One more time for the cheap seats

I work at a bookstore and a few weeks ago a little black boy came in wearing a spider-man shirt. I asked him who his favorite spider man was. He replied Peter Parker. I told him mine was Miles.He didn’t know who Miles was so I took him to see the cover of a book with Miles on it. I watched a look of confusion come over his face. He looked up at me and said. “But he is black.” I said “Yeah. Spider-man is black is those comics.” His eyes got big and he grabbed the comics from my hand before running off yelling. “Mom! Mom! Spider-man looks like me! Spider-man looks like me!”

This is a wholesome post and i am smiling very wide from imagining how happy these children must have been and still are. Like…this is adorable. Representation matters. Pass it on

oh my god my heart that kid finding miles for the first time oh my god