owned

evicted

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

“My sister, my heart, our Lux.”

This is the way ❤️

Sorry for just writing “the monster becomes the monsted” on your Christmas card. I couldn’t think of a regular greeting or whatever. My bad.

Watching Benedict's storyline like:

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

sleeping schedule of this orange little bitch is of a higher priority than anyone else

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

HOW ARE THERE 4 SEASONS

Personally I blame that Vivaldi bitch

I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt “fuck.”

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

one thing the Mandalorian has made clear

is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.

Big question time though: did Yoda use the Force to hunt? Was he just sitting in his hut like hmm hungry I am and with a wave of his hand some poor frog just comes zipping in from outside and straight into his mouth?

I vote yes purely based on the hilarity of this image.

Captain (homoerotic)

me reading the classics

nobody will ever get star wars the way a group of eight year olds spending recess constructing elaborate storylines featuring their own original characters who are all like yoda’s cyborg cousin who has TWO lightsabers one red and one blue get star wars

if I were a jedi i’d also want black robes, it may signal my downfall but man I just can’t do beige

no, i will never shut up about how edmund was drugged by the white witch and that was why he sold out his siblings to her. no, i will not shut up about how he was fed the magically conjured turkish delight that was enchanted to make him keep wanting to eat it for forever. no i will not shut up about how he asked for sweets that reminded him about a time before the war and when his dad was still home. no i will not shut up about how he was ten years old at that time and without his mom and jadis was the first person who gave him some attention and maternal care in a while. no i will not shut up about how he was just a child and should be allowed to make some mistakes.