you’ll believe god is a woman

shadow and bone appreciation week ↬ day one

the most comforting words a father can say

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

barnes & noble and chill

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

Girls don’t want boys.

Girls want to be Nesta Archeron emerging from the Bog of Oorid in command of an army of the dead and holding up the head of a slain Kelpie who represents the man that tried to sexually assault her while 2 Illyrian warriors bow to her immense power.

Embroidered snowy steps>

This is so neat!

bi person: i headcanon this character as bi

y'all: ok

bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi

y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight

bi person:

Bi person: i hc this person as bi

Y'all: idk i just feel like its kind of catering to the hets and a cowards move to hc them as bi when they could be gay lol like i feel like its not as good of rep if they're bi?? idk tho thats just my opinion lmfao

I just… love the mess that is teen wolf so much. I love the cheap fights with techno music blasting, the funny way they extend their claws, the villains that turn into allies because there’s even worst enemies to defeat, the healing abilities that work or not depending on the plot, the friendship of Scott “I’m not letting him die” McCall and Stiles “Could you aT LEAST thiNK abOUt letting hiM DIE??” Stilinski, the non existent lights from season 5 to 6, the highs and lows of lacrosse, the coach and Greenberg, the random resurrections, ….I just…. there’s twin werewolves that merge into each other creating a big ass dude, there was a dude with a mouth on HiS hAND. I love teen wolf. 

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

i dont get it

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

stevebucky: america’s sweetheart loves the local raccoon man