me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

self esteem:

Oh my god

SWEET JESUS 

i want this to replace the john cena jokes

That moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer

this is literally inhumane 

employer: your drug test came back negative

me: perfect, when do I start?

employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers

anti smoking ad

me: *smoeks* Really creepy clown: hey what the fuck man

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird