bruises.  *dies*

Tom Hiddleston for W Magazine by Mona Kuhn [x]

LISTEN. I am just casually scrolling down my dash here, getting my Monday Morning Memes in and THIS SHIT POPS UP??? In MY face?!?!?

The first picture is like, okay, new photo, how exciting! And he’s barefoot. Kinda odd but I’m not complaining…

THEN WE GET TO PIC TWO. Okay, calm down Smoulders McCenterfold. IT’S ONLY 9:30AM HERE. Button your damn shirt sir.

BUT IT DOESN’T??? FUCKING???? S TOP??????? WHERE THE PANTS GO?? WHY THIS HAPPEN?? TO I, A GOODSORT OF OKAY SOMETIMES PERSON?? IT IS ONLY MONDAY AND I, A LONELY PEASANT FARMER, CANNOT HANDLE TOM’S WHITE BOXERS.

OMG shut up.    but for real, this is so awkward even if you can see all the peen.  

Goth women

Goth women are open to the idea of multiple partners at a time, and to them these sexual activities are not out of the ordinary. Although goth woman have more of a choice, this is very similar to women who engage in prostitution because they also have more than one sex partner at a time.

As a (former) goth woman I can attest that this is 100% true.

Totes.

Srs.

Not joking at all.  @sylphierouge @mscannibal @jaxortheattaxor

This is very true, i was/am/will be both a goth and a prostitute for all of my lives and because of that I have squared the number of partners that I can have at once.   @mscannibal @shopcatsca @mssatan

@jaxortheattaxor - happy corvid noises!!

@shopcatsca EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A trickster convention

@jaxortheattaxor a trickster convention!

!! my faves!

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

@ocress

I CORVI SONO COSì STRONZI Li amo troppo.

@jaxortheattaxor

Corvids for life!  Mischievous little things

@jaxortheattaxor

@shopcatsca this is legit my life. 

Present you the top model from middle earth. (The Hobbit BTS)

Mercy. What perfection

Kuma, the giant Alaskan malamute

jaxortheattaxor - look! Its a Dire Wolf!

I need dis