Me in hell
I can’t believe how pretty I am. I’m just joking. I can absolutely believe it. You’re the one who can’t believe it. You’re the one questioning your faith.
How does this help the woman who is attacked by a man who doesn’t care about #1?
Shhhh rape culture.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
Lol
Realistic
1) The day my sister got back from the hospital after a suicide attempt. I didnt let go for about an hour.
2) Kid just found out his brother was shot and killed.
3) A Russian war veteran kneels beside the tank he spent the war in, now a monument.
4) Man sobbing at animal shelter. After being jailed briefly and his dog Buzz Lightyear impounded he couldn’t afford the $400 to get his pet back.
5) A firefighter gives water to a koala during the devastating Black Saturday bushfires that burned across Victoria, Australia, in 2009.
6) Alcoholic father with his son
7) Robert Peraza pauses at his son’s name on the 9/11 Memorial during the tenth anniversary ceremonies at the site of the World Trade Center.
8) Greg Cook hugs his dog Coco after finding her inside his destroyed home in Alabama following the Tornado in March, 2012
9) After two double lung transplants and years of battling cystic fibrosis, my good friend passed away last Saturday. This was one of the last pics taken with his mother.
These are probably some of the most powerful pictures I’ve ever seen and some hit close to home.
*googles big word to make sure I don’t look like an absolute asshole when I use it*
Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
Proud Americans are wearing this shirt. Be rugged and manly like Steve. Go to indiegogo.com and search Vaginas are Scary.
Dumbasses who want to look trendy and cool are wearing this shirt. Be uninformed and creepy like Steve and buy our shit.
Call me up when you need a background check before buying a vagina