Fuck my pussy with a rake mom

LMAO…this is pretty good.

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

Russian roads, only 30 sec

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

It’s October 3rd.

i don’t even fucking know what this is bye

hello???

Oh so it’s a good movie then

What was he even trying to do?

“yesterday i discovered, hill starts were very difficult, i cant ride the clutch because of the throttle problem, and i cant use the handbreak because its broken

so what ive done is fitted this log at the back.

you tow it along normally, but when you want to start on a hill you let the car roll back onto it, use it as a wedge, and set off easily, its simple, its elegant, its brilliant”

within 2 minutes of saying this, he uses it for a hill start, and it works perfectly

and within 30 seconds of that, he breaks the window

Computer programming

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

have a sequel nobody asked for

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

#this set is honestly a public service

So brave of you to post this publicly