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which will you press…
i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op
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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her
I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”
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what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or
brainstorming solutions to this
- stare directly at them without blinking
- (very serious intense voice) “Stop that.”
- pretend to pass out so they have to pay attention to meeeee :3
- (loud and high pitched, full of fear) “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!”
- start juggling (be sure to carry several balls on your person at all times in case of this)
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when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.
and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women
BUT
he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.
which is like ????
the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.
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my brother in christ-
yeah, that went well for him
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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do men kiss? like, do they kiss each other? I am a visual learner
yes
ahhhh thank you but I'm a visual learner you see 😅 I said in the original post that I was a visual learner haha, yeah it's easy to miss that I said that but I'm more of a visual learner here is the part of the post where it said I was a visual learner!
it's the part I circled! lots of love
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some fucking cracker copied my video essay for THIRTY TIMES MORE VIEWS?????? 😡
hi i didn’t realize this was making the rounds again! It does seem that instead of a laserbeam, I got an h bomb
nowadays i’m pursuing a career in tv writing. things have been going really well and i’m so proud of where i am today
somerton’s video frankensteined mine and @elisaintime ‘s content. both of us have tips enabled on our blogs and my updated ko-fi is linked below
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Found this meme on r/196 and yeah
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preperations for the long journey ahead, friend
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the universal experience
Be proud of being cringe. Evil even
