Death, The Book Thief (via firemxtt)
If it ain't booze, it ain't right
-me
molotovsandink replied to your post:[Puts head in hands.] I currently have a former…
…so kill him?
Of course. He’s made a few nice enemies willing to pay for his hide.
But that still requires going to Nar Shaddaa.
Ugh, Shaddaa is a cesspit of idiocy at best. I feel for you.
I don’t hate myself
But I don’t particularly like myself either
It’s like this deep-rooted dislike for the person I grew up to be
A certain r e p u l s i o n towards the
ugliness that haunts my souL
"I ain't calling you a truther!"
Phil raised an eyebrow, “well, you’re clearly showing your maturity.”
"Says the guy who wears specially made Captain America boxers -don’t give me that look everyone knows about the boxers- so really,” Kit waved a hand between the two of them with a snor,. “Pot, meet giant steaming kettle.”
Rolling his eyes, Phil just shrugged. “My boxers don’t reflect my maturity.”
"...yeah no it totally does. Are you kidding? Who else your age wears star spangly boxers with the Cap's shield plastered all over them?"
Kat snorted and rocked back on her heels, smug grin in place. "I mean the next thing you'll tell me is that you've got a cardboard cut out in your room of the guy."
"I ain't calling you a truther!"
Phil raised an eyebrow, “well, you’re clearly showing your maturity.”
"Says the guy who wears specially made Captain America boxers -don't give me that look everyone knows about the boxers- so really," Kit waved a hand between the two of them with a snor,. "Pot, meet giant steaming kettle."
[She's flopped down in her high back chair, legs sprawled as she rolls her eyes and flicks a lazy hand at the low level mobster in front of her. The steady buzz of a tattoo machine behind her says that she has back up if needed, but the jingle of a bell above the door means now they have company. With a drawn out sigh she heaves herself to her feet with the intent of wrapping up this entirely fruitless discussion.]
"I hate having to remind you all that's it's not if I can get what you want, it's if I want to get what you want. Sure I can get my hands on that yummy little shipment of weapons and det equipment you've been asking around for -yes I know you've been asking-, but if I know you're ten kinds of unable to pay, they you aren't getting osik out of me."
"You're free to leave now."
I shouldn’t
have to J U S T I F Y
what I do
hardison, me.
leverage meme → 1/6 objects
parker’s piñata
"It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
"Oh the black eye?" Kit points to the already bruised skin surrounding her still partially swollen eye with what can only be described as a sheepish grin.
"Yeah turns out I shouldn’t be allowed to attempt a victory dance, not even while sober -I wasn’t but that’s not the point-. Apparently dancing translates into flailing and then tripping over a flip flop right before smashing into my coffee table."
"It’s really not my fault ya know, I mean I’d just beat CoD: Ghosts, again, and really usually it’s like yoga, except I get to... you know, kill something. Except less so this time."
"But hey, you should see the other guy right?"
parks and recreation inspired sentence meme
- "What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
- "I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants."
- "Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people."
- "I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing."
- "Slowing down is not really my jam."
- "Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness."
- "I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system."
- "What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?"
- "I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks."
- "If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you."
- "You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing."
- "Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks."
- "I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone."
- "You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie."
- "Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!"
- "I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures."
- "I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard."
- "My pleasure. See you in hell!"
- "I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs."
- "I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?"
- "If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe."
- "Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?"
- "You’re beautiful! On the inside… where your spirit lives."
- "Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?"
- "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd."
- "Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit."
- "When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them."
- "She’s the cold distant mother I never had. I love her."
- "I hope the rest of your day is cool beans."
- "Oh my God, your inbox is literally filled with penises."
- "I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears."
- "I made my money the old fashioned way. I got run over by a Lexus!"
- "I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other."
- "And let’s be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people’s butts every night."
- "It’s not for me. These waffles make great dog laxatives."
- "I’m sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?"
- "Are you sick? Are you terminal? Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember?"
- "It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
- "Hey, are you alright? You seem super not happy."
- "Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I’m gonna recommend you bottle that noise up."
- "There are two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses."
- "Then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him."
- "Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?"
Craftsmanship by Polish artist Wiktor Siwanowicz who designs and creates all facets of his knives - from blade to sheath.
“Mm, well I suppose I can help you, regarding the payment, do,
I have to be the person who gets tattooed? Just asking
"Nah, not at all. Pay ya back later with I dunno, cake or something. Don't have to be ink, I just really want Mochi. Got a bordeline fetish for that stuff, not gonna lie."
"I don’t suppose anyone wants to bring me some mochi? I’ll pay you in ink."
I’ll do it. Just tell me what mochi is. Also what paying in ink is.
"Oh, it means I'll give ya a nifty little tattoo as payment ins- wait. Mochi? Mochi is... magic? It's little sugary rice cakes and they're almost better then breathing. Or sex."
"Yeah. I went there."
"I don't suppose anyone wants to bring me some mochi? I'll pay you in ink."