don’t say hello to me or my little friend ever again

me: hey how much vanilla does the recipe for this cake call for?

british person: about 5 mililitres of vaniller extract

me: 

Miitomo is a mix of intense self-hating posts, disgusting answers, discourse about bread, and unexpected very emotional and personal reveals; but they’re all thrown at you at random so it’s the weirdest fucking experience. Like your friend will tell you something really touching you’ve never heard them share and then the next 4 answers will just be nut jokes

“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

okay but the verbal language and the body language. levi saying on the bottom “I have to make a choice now.” and we already know isayama acknowledges acwnr as canon. these parallels, levi on his knees before the man he’ll come to devote his life to, poised with making a life-changing choice. 

this feels deliberate. this feels like a beginning and an end.

NO

SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN/ATTACK ON TITAN CHAPTER 80 [LIVE TRANSLATION]

I’m translating from the full Chinese raws from here :)

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Chapter 80 - Nameless Soldiers

PAGE 1 Levi: Hey…is that Eren? …Did the Colossal Titan…

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He does this every time I whistle, I was trying to be serious so I wouldn’t laugh but it didn’t work. He’s trying to learn it so he listens so hard!

HE’S TRYING SO HARD BLESS HIM

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W-Who did this?!

That slow motion moment when you beat a boss in Kingdom Hearts

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this is THE most relatable video