Creating a marble sculpture

Artist unknown to me, please add to comments if you know and I’ll edit.

Forbidden noodle

More women

Thank god they decided to make more

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

WHAT

don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men

If someone says this to you:

“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”

I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

But here we are.

henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier

i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

Whoa…

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

yes its back on my dash

god lol

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3 

The bathroom sirens.

I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.

If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.

the sirens are back

Okay, so uh. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

@windex-milk

@when-the-sun-paints-us-gold

The bathroom sirens are back on my dash!

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

Never forget

Character development

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

— personal (via yoitshenny)

what

I swear this is the best shit ever