I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know
hi to gay people only
Same
guy who invented wine: dude this grape juice is still good
Here’s where you can stay updated on all the things in my big ole gay life! 🏳️🌈📸👬🚴🏻♂️🍻❤️🏙😬💯
I can tell that it’s gonna be a long road✨
If anyone ever questions my being a true @taylorswift fan I’ll kindly remind them of the time I replicated a music video look and, spent 6 hours walking around Lincoln Financial Field in 6in heels because, dedication.
Thanks for the best night!
PHILLY I LOVE YOU!!!! This hometown crowd 😍😍😍 See you again tonight for round 2!!
Best night in my 28 years of life.
In case anyone is wondering just how badly my best friend and I would like the honor of a rep room pass in Philly tonight, remember I’m wearing 6 inch platforms in the nosebleeds.
Taylor if you’re lurking let Mama S know I’ll be the 6ft 7 backup dancer in pumps! 😅
@taylorswift
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.
so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic
anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year
honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.
being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.
and you can grab a tit ty
can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil
Just say you’re a top and move on OP
idk whether it’s cute or depressing how many opportunities people have invented to make wishes. birthday candles, eyelashes, fountains, stars, dandelions. people say they don’t believe in the universe or any kind of higher power but nobody ever passes up an opportunity to make a wish