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“he looks like a female teacher from the 1800s that is just never gonna get married, so she moved to the prairie and she never found a husband and she just teaches kids...” my sister, talking about michael pitt circa murder by numbers
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my skype is a GOLDMINE
sometimes doctors are assholes
i’m a shipwhore with virtually no ships it’s sad
randy owns a ‘bad motherfucker’ wallet. he never uses it, because it’s too offensive for his taste.
OH YEAH SORRY FOR POSTING OOC SO MUCH BUT TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT THE BOOK POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT AND ITS MANY SIBLING NOVELS AND I’M SO GLAD IT EXISTS…
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uptown girl. billy joel.
can’t not like this song
shewhocanfindanyone replied to your post: sometimes i randomly change my clothes...
fucking with people subtly is my favourite
it’s really fun, even if people don’t even notice consciously. it’s just self satisfying. i’m fucking with people on a subconscious level
sometimes i randomly change my clothes just to throw people off. like, i’m wearing short shorts and a black tank top. i switch into slightly different short shorts and a GREY tank top. just to make people think ‘wait... did he change his clothes or... or...’
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“Serioulsy?” he cursed under his breath, pulling his license out showing it to the man.
“This good enough for you?”
‘ Yeah Yeah, you’re good, man. Sorry about that. ‘
he bags up the bottle, brown paper crinkling as he pushes it across the counter. the relief of weight on the cheap laminate causes it to curl, nervously nail picked edges folding on themselves.
‘ Y’know you’re the first guy to buy this stuff. Is it good?? ‘
"Fuck off."
FUCK sentence starters
‘ Oh Sorry, man. Just try’na help... ‘