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[sexual frustration and general confusion]

@punkrocklukehemmings / punkrocklukehemmings.tumblr.com

this blog is for smut and tears.
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Anonymous asked:

PLEASE I NEED BOXER LUKE SMUT PLEEEAAAASE

(semi-summed this up, not smut but it’s a lil ting)

boxer luke as an underground street fighter in those rings that skeevy older men bet on and he gets treated like an animal and his worth is based on his win/lose ratio but he can’t get out of it because he needs the money and also a tiny part of him likes the rush and the satisfaction of working out his feelings through violence, but he meets you when some guys he knows are harassing you on the street and he tells them to knock it off and scares them away and then realizes how “fucking gorgeous” you are and then offers to walk you home

#Anonymous#luke hemmings blurb#luke hemmings#5sos blurb#mine#request
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Anonymous asked:

You have to go to your sister's wedding nd u need a date so u ask michael, even though u hate him bc he always bothered u in school, but he looks hecka fINe and STEAMY THINGS!!!!

(this is fucking YEARS old but i found it basically done so i’m publishing this from my drafts)

michael is a suit is my ultimate wet dream

#michael clifford blurb#5sos blurb#request#mine#michael clifford
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HELLO

i bet y’all had thought you’d seen the last of me. LMAO you THOUGHT

so while it’s true i’m not actively writing anymore (what with college, having a job, my family, my friends, my bf, wine, etc.), i want this blog to exist as a resource for smut! 

that being said, it’s come to my attention that the links in my masterlist aren’t active anymore. in fact, all the links that were there have suddenly changed to only text (not my doing, i’m pissed about it). SO from today on, i am working to fix this and edit all the links back onto that masterlist! there are a lot there, so it is going to take a while. please be patient!

hope everyone’s having a great day. i had a grilled cheese sandwich and a gynecologist appointment today, so for me it’s been a mixed bag. but i’m sure your day is better!

luv you guys 

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Anonymous asked:

so do you think it's okay for girls/boys/anybody to watch porn?

yes!!! however a lot of porn that’s available features physical and sometimes mental abuse towards women, and can desensitize a person towards that/make them think that is okay, which is not okay at ALL

#replied#Anonymous
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Anonymous asked:

no one should watch porn lmfao

people should watch whatever they want. if the majority of easily accessible porn wasn’t some ugly huge man abusing 1 or more women i would watch tho!!!!!

#replied#Anonymous
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Anonymous asked:

I really like you and your blog but I really disliked the way you fed the stigmatism that girls can't watch porn :-(

how did you know that person asking that question was a girl though?

#replied#Anonymous
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Anonymous asked:

i'm literally so stressed right now because a teacher caught me and my friend jaywalking (yes i know) and said she'd report us to the deputy head or something. i know this is such a little thing to get upset about but i HATE getting in trouble and the humiliation of it... ugh. so i'm kinda down in the dumps now :-( love ya

aww dude i’m sorry!!! i’m the exact same way about teachers, when i get yelled at/reprimanded, i stress about it for the whole rest of the day. there’s nothing you can do about it now except apologize, even if it’s for a tiny thing like jaywalking, and then try to put your stressing on pause and distract yourself with something calming or fun

#replied#Anonymous
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