support your local unions

have you seen big top burger or are you not constantly plagued by the hidden lore of a show with a total run time of 30 minutes and no current promise of more content?

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

anotha one cause im NICE

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

Yo this is such good info to have

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

my son who i hate

Dragon Ball Z S01E194 "Free the Future" (1994) The Powerpuff Girls S02E01 "Stuck Up, Up, and Away" (1999)

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

Stop!

No, seriously- just slow down.

Stop moving. Stop talking. Stop thinking.

Forget your obligations. Forget what’s expected of you, including from yourself. Forget the shoulds and musts and haves. Just for a moment.

How long has it been since you FELT something the way it REALLY makes YOU feel? It sounds silly, but hear this:

I love the color blue because I love the ocean. Nice.

But how does blue make me feel? Intelligent. Adept. Infinite.

I love the color red because it’s popular and it’s the color of strawberries and pretty shoes.

But how does red make me feel?

Powerful. Loud. Inspired.

Look at colors and, without thinking a single word in your head, dive into the pure emotions evoked by them. Just for a moment.

Then do the same thing when you look at the sky. Look at grass, and coffee, and fire, and bullets.

Look at voices. Look at smells. Look at music, and cinnamon, and wind, and thunder.

Then look at people.

Just for a moment.

Look at what they said. Look at what they did.

It took practice, but now that you’ve felt the world to your standards you can make your own philosophies. You can make the rules you’ll either break or enforce with yourself and others. You can tear down the walls you were given and rebuild a new foundation in a better place.

You’ve looked so much that now, when you now react, it’s just for a moment.

jared leto needs to go to jail for something. i don’t care what. just crimes