you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
- you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
- take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
- apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
- have fun and be yourself!
new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
Explain your reasoning plzzz
It'd take 27.4 years to earn $10,000,000 at $1,000 a day. Who the hell knows if I'll live that long? Not to mention interest on that $10,000,000 that I could get by taking it all now and managing it well.
quick poll, i'm curious and going insane
what would you estimate you spend each week on takeout + groceries? amounts in USD because i'm USAmerican
SO fun fact about me, dragon age is literally my favourite game series of all time and I think about it every day and I have for like 13 years.
I've also NEVER done fanart for it before because like. I love it so much it feels like nothing I draw could ever do those feelings justice?? but I'm trying to change that before dreadwolf so here's a zevran!!
Expect much more to come in the future 💖💖
My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.
I love all this. So good. And I once saw a friend pull out the ONLY ACCEPTABLE PARENT LINE in a situation like this: “Are you hurt, or just scared?” IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. The kid paused, inhaled, looked down at the body part in question, then looked back up and said, all calm again, “Oh, just scared!” and back to business as usual.
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dart
Dark
bark
Lark
Lure
Sure
Surf
Serf
Self
Seld
Meld
Mold
Mole
Hole
Bole
Bolt
Boat
Boar
Soar
Soap
Soup
Soul
Sour
Soul
Foul
Fowl
Bowl
Bawl
Tall
Fall
fail
foil
Soil
Toil
Coil
Boil
Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Happy 100k notes to this post
"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."
vs
"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."
top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc
Meanwhile, Ghetsis—who is an antagonist who pretends to be an advocate for Pokemon rights—faces off against you with an under-leveled Hydreigon, which in the canon lore of the series only happens when someone forces evolution early, and that Hydreigon uses a full-power Frustration in B2W2, suggesting that it absolutely loathes Ghetsis.
For any non-pokemon players:
In pokemon games, there’s a hidden stat called friendship, which maxes out at 255 points; there are two (major) moves that are affected by this:
Return, which gets stronger the higher a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping at 102 base power with 255 friendship (for context, hyper beam has a base power of 150)
And frustration, which does the opposite, getting stronger the lower a pokemon’s friendship stat is, capping out at 102 base power when the pokemon is at 0 friendship
The EXTRA fucked up thing is, almost NO pokemon has a base friendship of 0. The only pokemon that do are legendary pokemon and buneary. So Ghetsis actively lowered his Hydreigon’s friendship, and the only way to do that in-game is to let your pokemon faint often without using healing items on them
In other words Ghetsis is a major cunt
wh
what’s up with buneary???
Buneary fucking hates you by default. It’s also another friendship-dependent evolution line.
for others who are clueless in the poking men, this is the tiny bunny that fucking hates you
Bunneary hates your guts with the force of Gods
before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way: