i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

Alien dogs

I like when the two bassoons of the orchestra visually line up so it just kind of looks like they’re helping each other play this ridiculous mega bassoon. such teamwork

Big Freedia at the 2020 Grammy Awards

types of stard

this is oddly close to real ‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’ so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

Are you fucking serious omg

This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.

types of ard

my brain feels Expanded

so you're telling me suga made these babes

if a show has well written gay characters but dehumanizes trans people, then it just doesn’t have good lgbt rep

idc how good the gay characters are, remember that trans people are part of our community and deserve positive representation

The Joker be like: heeheehahahahahahaha!!! I creampied you, batman!!!

wait

Love wins

his batbussy got what it deserved

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

summer looks  ☀️

this post is ruining my life

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.