siri play diet mountain dew by ldr ✨

THE HOLIDAY (2006) | dir. Nancy Meyers

To be fair to your boyfriend, you should have warned him that the brownies lying on the kitchen counter weren’t normal brownies. 

It had been a mix of wine-fuelled decisions and morbid curiosity that led you to ordering the brownie mix. What started off as a normal girls’ night ended with you and a few of your closest friends scrolling through a section of an adult store website you had never looked into before. And amongst it all, you saw the advertisement for aphrodisiac-laced brownies.

You called bullshit until you read the reviews, each one more convincing than the last. With little to lose other than maybe just having a batch of completely normal brownies, you didn’t see any harm in ordering the brownie mix. And when they arrived, you couldn’t wait to bake them. 

However, you had failed to mention the purchase or the plan to your boyfriend who arrived back home after a long run, seeing a plate of brownies on the kitchen counter and thinking nothing of indulging in a little treat (even if it didn’t fit his diet).

DAMMIT CHARLES IM TRYING TO WRITE MY CHAPTER AND YOU-YOU CANT GOD😵‍💫😵‍💫

SO MEAN TO ME | CL16 X reader

summary: Charles has had enough of your constant teasing, now he is the one doing it. pairing: mean!dom!Charles x sub!reader genre:one shot/smut warning: oral (fem receiving), bondage, edging, daddy kink a/n: tell a friend to tell a friend, SHES BAAACK

Broken Lamps - CL16

Pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader

Summary: anon request 'Charles flying to see his lover in another country but getting so needy he ends up fucking her in the hallway of her apartment on the floor.'

Warnings: smut, 18+, spitting, unprotected sex

Word Count: 1,239

Author's Note: please comment any thoughts!!! I love hearing feedback. I had fun writing this!! Hopefully it's up to your standards. I'm still new at this whole writing thing. BUT ANYWAYS CHARLES P2!!! BITTERSWEET END TO THE SEASON. CAN'T BELIEVE ITS OVER. TIME TO TOSS THE SF-23 IN THE TRASH!!!!!!

📷 @/ch_leclerc16

summary: [ cl16 x fem!reader ] charles is in maranello but that doesn’t mean he can’t help. part one.

word count: 1.3k

content warnings: smut under the cut (minors dni pls!), porn with a dash of plot, use of explicit language, phone/skype sex, masturbation, toys, overstimulation, praise kink, google-translated french (kay strikes again), fluff, i still really like em dashes

a/n: part twooooooooo! (you can totally read this before part i—this is just a sister smutlet ;) ) i’ve been really pleased with the response to part i, so i was super duper motivated to get this cranked out for you guys. there’s mentions to previous encounters, and i’m very tempted to flesh those out in the future along with the allusions to future events. anyways, eat up! enjoy, loves! xx

You could be a tease, but Charles Leclerc was a bigger one.  

“Charles, I swear to God that—”

“That what, chérie? Hm?,” he asked as he quirked an eyebrow to you, waiting for you to answer as he watched over the Skype call.  You let out a frustrated sigh, sinking back into the bed and allowing your thighs to relax once more.

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