Pretty White Jaws

it's real BOY hours

Source smoothdunk on twitter

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

His url used to be just "jim"

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

@yellowcosmos