can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”

#hey it took him a while but he eventually managed it

hey so uh I did the math and. what year is it

Riftan Calypse on the outside

Riftan Calypse on the inside

someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

Me when i get home from work

Edward Cullen when Bella walks into the classroom in front of the fan

Find three differences

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

This Is Love 😍😍

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

Do I think, since he’s a stray, everyone of those names was a different name from a different person who would leave food out for him or take care of him in general? Like one lady called him Abraham and another little boy called him delacey and so on?

I love the idea of that and will be making that assumption for the rest of my life

3/9 !!! MIKU DAY

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I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going