Señor Gallazzi

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

And yet games are more popular than ever. Things aren't always black and white

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Waiiiiit, waiiiiiiiiiit, wait you mother fucker

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

She looks unimpressed you brought it to her too late

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

When I come up with the perfect line to win an argument.

Tenacious D, This is Just a Tribute

Created by Gustavo Viselner