HUGACEO CRUJIENTE | DRAG RACE ESPANA
i tried to make a horror comic once at like 4 am
why retail workers shouldn’t wear name tags
- tacky
- too intimate
- hearing my first name from strangers is terrifying
- ruins my aura of mystery and intrigue
- detracts from the Sexy Rivalry market
- imagine if Harry Potter worked at Starbucks and Malfoy walked in and was forced to call him “Harry.” Awful. Unseemly.
- weird power dynamics where they know my name forever and I don’t know theirs
- is used because capitalism demands we treat customers like close relations and Imma be real with you pal:
this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.
Musical infographics.
Very important
I work on myself daily to be a better person. When I react in a negative way to somebody, I sit back and think about why I did it, so I’m always working on myself, and my music is the same.
Farm animals in Easter Bonnets
I can see all of Pennsylvania.
i was blasting "untouched" by the veronicas when i had to pass an amish horse & buggy and the two children inside looked at me like i was crazy lmao
me, a 7yo amish girl hanging out of the back of my dads horse & buggy as i hear for the first time "untouched" by the veronicas being blasted on a quiet and warm summer afternoon:
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse
please watch brooklyn 99
where are my museum gift shop memes
i have to do everything around here don’t i