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Changing My Major

@forthenexttenminutesago / forthenexttenminutesago.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Ally. Australia. I like musicals and cats, but I don't like the musical Cats.
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why retail workers shouldn’t wear name tags

  • tacky
  • too intimate
  • hearing my first name from strangers is terrifying
  • ruins my aura of mystery and intrigue
  • detracts from the Sexy Rivalry market
  • imagine if Harry Potter worked at Starbucks and Malfoy walked in and was forced to call him “Harry.” Awful. Unseemly.
  • weird power dynamics where they know my name forever and I don’t know theirs
  • is used because capitalism demands we treat customers like close relations and Imma be real with you pal:
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I work on myself daily to be a better person. When I react in a negative way to somebody, I sit back and think about why I did it, so I’m always working on myself, and my music is the same.

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jewishdyke

i was blasting "untouched" by the veronicas when i had to pass an amish horse & buggy and the two children inside looked at me like i was crazy lmao

me, a 7yo amish girl hanging out of the back of my dads horse & buggy as i hear for the first time "untouched" by the veronicas being blasted on a quiet and warm summer afternoon:

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sandandglass

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

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