im jesus. its not a big deal dont make it weird.

the bible said love thy neighbor ok!!

For his first thirty years…Jesus would terrorize his neighbors…with his own special style of “salvation”…

Letting Jesus take the wheel

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

this is god giving u a second chance

^ur welcome sappy fool

this is nun-1-1 whats ur emergency? 

she aint tryna save your ass 

shes SMOKIN IT on the virtual battle ground u geek

http://if-jesus-returns-kill-him-again.com/

well

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

i dont have time for u nerds