mustard is an illusion

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

i jokingly told my friend i was planning on hooking up with him today since he couldn’t hang out and now  he thinks i am serious and is planning on hooking up with me no thank you’re below my seriously low standards

how dare he think u wanna hook up with him after telling him u wanna hook up with him

the sheer nerve

whats up with the bold font

what bold font

laundry boys

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

i’m having a stroke

same

when a post is too bad even for my blog

COOLDAD.gif RETURNS ONCE AGAIN

Man or dolphin

His dolphin noise gives me life

Okay but he shoots out of the dam

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER