Lost in the Sauce

Pet poster ordered by Chocosart, her friends’s beautiful dog Byron! I had a lot of fun while working on this one, borzois are really good looking dogs. What’s your favourite dog breed?

Btw guys, art print preorder is open and there are three new designs available! If you’re interested check out the FORM (please read all the informations!)

this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath

We can safely assume that somewhere outside of this picture, a group of balrogs is pointing guns at Ungoliant.

麗 - その声は脆く (THE NINTH)

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

christians: god makes no mistakes

ancient greeks: actually sometimes god os just really fucking wasted

my family just ate without me and didnt leave me any food and im not saying that i understand wei wuxian leaving his siblings to go live with traitors after jiang cheng ate all his soup but it def put things in perspective

i just think it would be neat if jiang cheng and lan wangji agreed to meet at 3 am in a denny’s parking lot, seal their spirituals powers, lay down their weapons, and just beat the everloving crap out of each other

I don’t know if this is funnier if it’s a metaphorical Denny’s or if they’ve cultivated to immortality at this point and the meme finally gives them the inspiration to get it all out.

I made a thing instead of working

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

That’s even funnier, then.

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing