✨Luxury Bones ✨

he has a flower for you!

do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

He did so good!!! Tell him he did good!!!

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like there comes a point where you think something is fundamentally wrong with you. and then it turns out it’s just Friday and you haven’t washed your hair in three days and maybe you’re also just a little lonely and the combination of all three of those things is whittling a hole into your chest every time you breathe. but also the sun’s up. and you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this too, even if it hurts, even if you have to survive it many times.

Hey btw I don't know who needs to hear this, but those adults telling you that your teen years are the best years of your life? Yeah I don't know what the hell they're smoking, either. I'm 29 and every once in a while I just sit here and think "man, it sure sucked to be 14. Glad I never have to do that again."

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it's easy to boycott many products and services if you don't have money for them in the first place

patting myself on the back for making it through another day of not purchasing a Tesla because of my strong ideological commitments

Some Queenie fo today

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before