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marcille said i know my wife is just like her brother i don't have to like it
Toasty
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the curse of adhd:
- i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
- i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅
PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹
my fav ♀️villagers
i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not
Mental health being at an all time low as the entry point/relapse into BL is so real
i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it
i like that we all think about a rock's journey so often no matter our education on the subject
advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you
It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"
please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc