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I like to stick 'em all in a row on my control console

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Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters

"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
"This dumb tree is also my friend."
"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
"Finger on throat means death!"
"They got my dick message."
"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
"You got issues."
"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
"You're an imbecile."
"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
"We're just like Kevin Bacon."
"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
"Creepy little beast!"
"I don't learn. One of my issues."
"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."
#meme
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asktinks

I AM SO EXCITED!!!! Star Lord has Gamora dancing!!!! #guardiansofthegalaxy #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2 #gotg #gotg2 #gamora #starlord #babygroot #rocketraccoon #drax #yondu #mantis #nebula #marvel #mcu #marvelcinematicuniverse

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nozori

One part of my living room. I’ve two Pop figures cause one of them has a color fail.

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The ‘Centaurians adopt every cute thing they see’ factoid is actually due to statistical error. The average centaurian adopts 0 children per year. Spiders Udonta, who lives in a spaceship & adopts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted 

If u want ‘Yondu adopts the guardians’ fic you should totally check out WHO’S YOUR DADDY. It’s a lot less kinky than it sounds.

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