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PINK SEASON SENTENCE STARTERS !

varying sentence starters from pink guy’s / filthy frank’s album, pink season, organized in order of the tracklist. very long post. different triggers apply, you’ve been warned !

❛ i don’t got time for another little bitch ! ❜ ❛ are you fucking serious ? ❜ ❛ stay the fuck out of my business. ❜ ❛ i don’t fuck with pussies, call me gay. ❜ ❛ i don’t fuck with cunts, call me homo. ❜ ❛ i got a gun. ❜ ❛ what the fuck are you doing ? ❜ ❛ this is some fucking bullshit. ❜ ❛ this ain’t a fucking game, bitch. ❜ ❛ shut the fuck up. ❜ ❛ you’re a fucking cunt. ❜ ❛ nobody even wants you here. ❜ ❛ can you shut your fucking mouth ? ❜ ❛ you’re just really fucking dense. ❜ ❛ are you stupid or disabled ? ❜ ❛ come && catch these hands. ❜ ❛ i hope you win the lottery && die the next day, && your daughter has to see you get lowered to your grave. ❜ ❛ ooh, that was a little dark. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry. ❜ ❛ very poor taste. ❜ ❛ i shouldn’t have said that. ❜ ❛ i do it for my city. ❜ ❛ please stop calling me gay. ❜ ❛ it was just a little mistake. ❜ ❛ i regret to inform you, i fucked your girls pussy. ❜ ❛ she’s so nice. ❜ ❛ she lets me use her body. ❜ ❛ i treat her badly, but she comes back every time. ❜ ❛ it goes to show that none of these hoes are worth a dime. ❜ ❛ hello, i would like to schedule you to pick me up, as i am on the prowl for pussy. ❜ ❛ i’m cooking all the dumplings. ❜ ❛ i’m cooking up a storm, boy, none of that beef shit. ❜ ❛ they say i’m the man in your nightmares. ❜ ❛ that’s a personal issue. ❜ ❛ i’m a motherfucking meme machine. ❜ ❛ without memes, i will die. ❜ ❛ i’m tryna get my dick wet. ❜ ❛ feminism: the pussy’s in charge. ❜ ❛ flex like david ike. ❜ ❛ i think i know the truth. ❜ ❛ high school sucks. ❜ ❛ i got these pussy bitches wailing like the japanese. ❜   ❛ breathing more cushion than the seat’s got. ❜ ❛ i’m here to be an act, not a role model. ❜ ❛ suck my dick. ❜ ❛ we fall again. ❜ ❛ i never thought i’d see you come from beneath me. ❜ ❛ everything is dark && empty && i don’t know how to fix it. ❜ ❛ i don’t know why i feel like shit. ❜ ❛ i’m dying inside. ❜ ❛ i think there’s something wrong with me. ❜ ❛ every time i go outside i look like i’ve been doing meth. ❜ ❛ you think this is about my feelings ? ❜ ❛ when the sun go down, i’m sippin on lean. ❜ ❛ if you really didn’t care, you’d let it be. ❜   ❛ take a look around, motherfucker, everyone’s diggin’ me. ❜ ❛ i live in a constant state of fear && misery. ❜ ❛ do you miss me anymore ? ❜ ❛ i don’t even notice when it hurts anymore. ❜ ❛ what’s wrong with the world ? ❜    

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Five times Frank was a Dad

Based on conversatons with @safari-sacrifice

He notices the man after the fifth or sixth train ride, Shun usually doesn’t recognise faces that well but he’s seen this one more than a few times in the last month. The man always wears the same thing too so it’s easy to remember him; dirty blue shirt, black pants, glasses. Shun doesn’t know what to make of this man, he doesn’t look like the rich businessmen who pass through on the way to work and he doesn’t look like someone who does illegal shit. Those are usually the only people who pass through that often, they’re some of the only ones who can afford to.

Shun doesn’t know exactly how people travel on the trains, they never seem to pay with money but they’re always able to get on and he never can. And he’s tried, oh he’s tried, he’s tried slipping through the doors before the conductors close them, he’s tried walking in step with one of the passengers. This…place, realm? He’s heard people call it a realm before and he doesn’t know what that means but it’s not a bad place; there are lots of little animals around that he can catch and eat.

Full Work Over on Archive.

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‘ you can NOT make room for daddy. ’ && she almost wants to just RUN && abandon this whole situation. she avoids meeting his gaze purposefully; finding this whole situation almost EMBARRASSING for herself. ‘ when are you getting out ?? i need a bath like kanye needs kanye. ’
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‘”私はパパのための部屋を作る必要がある“  He said almost desperately as he scooted towards the wall and he patted the water, almost  trying to gesture for her to hop right in. He had  a grin on his lips. ‘すぐに時間がない’ [I need to make room for Daddy.  No time soon.]

#daddy juju#realdisaster
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‘ you’re a fucking DISGRACE to society, you know that ??? ’ && he huffs; he really needs to just shut the fuck up sometimes. his words travel farther from his original intent, most of the time. he darts his gaze away from the man on the ground. ‘ i know, i know. i’m not a fucking CHILD, you gook. ’ his words are spoken as a quiet muster, silent yet great among the heavy forest. ‘ you, sir, are straight up classy. dicks out for the CHILDREN. ’
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誰が話しているか見る.’ He said with his signature laugh. He pushed himself into a sitting position with a  grunt, leaning his  upper body against crooked knees, he didn’t have external wounds per se, but the chromosomes had been ripped from his body  and that alone could practically cripple a man . ‘あなたは子供ではないかもしれないが、 私はまだあなたとファックしたい’  He used the collar of his shirt to wipe away the  spit and blood that had collected around his mouth. ‘常に上品に保つ.’ 

[Look who’s talking.  You may not be a child, but I’d still fuck you .Always keeping it classy]

#fake frank#fakesfrank
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‘ YEAH, okay you fuckin’ child predator. like hanging around with your dick out at kiddie pools huh ?? get that ten year old’s ass while it’s still TIGHT ?? ’ && a heavy scoff ( that’s actually partially mixed in with a snort of laughter ) before he caps his hat back on almost DEFENSIVELY. ‘ i’ve never been cucked !! I ROLL IN PUSSY like vegans roll in cow shit, mr. fuckin’ BIGBOY cock ! ’ his tone stirs sudden; heated && temporal though tagged with the defeat behind his tongue. he wipes a blotch of blood from his own lower lip with the back of his hand && huffs. ‘ i’m sure you’ve never been cucked since you can’t even SCORE a girl in the first place. trust me, first you gotta tell them that you’ll eat their ASS, then they’ll dip. that craigslist ad ain’t doin’ ya SHIT. ’
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‘ それは私が私のディックを取り出している唯一の場所で.  私はそれらをより若く民族的に好む ‘ The man said with a laugh, legs pulling up for a moment before he let out a series of coughs which made blood splutter down his chin. ‘’私は神経を打つのですか’ He watches the imposter rant through his anger, Safari man wasn’t really affected it, he was more of a problem solver than anything. He wiped the blood from his chin with a sigh  as the other yelled above him, some words clear, while the others were lost on him. “ 私の友人を落ち着かせてください、それは仲間の間の単なる冗談でした。” He chuckled, bloodied hand patting the man’s knee who sat alongside him. 

[that's the only place i take out my dick. I prefer them younger and ethnic.Did I hit a nerve?calm down my friend, it was just a joke amongst colleagues.]

#safari man#fake frank#fakesfrankk#fakesfrank
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“私はパパのための部屋を作ることができます. 常に余裕がある, daddyo. Hahaha.” THe an cackled from the bubbly water, bony knees jutting from the water and showing off, they were littered with scars from adventures. “ 私は他に何を呼ぶべきか分からない、パパ “

[ I can make room for daddy, there’s always room for dadd. I don’t know what else I would call you, daddy.]

#realdisaster#juju
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safari-sacrifice-blog asked:

Not porn this time, but i like dad frank. Like the boys are all younger than him, he found them all at different stages, since I am a safari expert™. He probably found safari man when he was an awkward teenager like fourteen and going on your old hc, he found him first at a train station and visited it several times because a powerful being has to travel, he quickly realized that the boy in large Hawaiian shirt lives there. He buys him a meal and decide to eventually give safari his own space.

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franklyfilthyfantasies answered:

Oh fucking hell that’s so damn heart wrenching but perfect at the same time. Frank is like batman. he collects children.

Thank god I have like five different verses these fuckos exist in

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