relationship goals

House intruders (don’t call the police)

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

Pluto compared with Australia

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

Dont australians like. Live along the coast. They wont get crushed

People living in Alice Springs and Adelaide will get crushed. And possibly those living in Melbourne.

now this is what Im talkin about 

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throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

I really hope that Love, Simon changes the way we do LGBT movies because I swear to God, every lesbian/wlw movie on netflix is a weird sex drama that involves one woman leaving her man for another woman in passionate sex affair and like???? not relatable???? give me girls who like girls in a dumb romantic comedy, not a melodramatic indie movie. I shouldn’t have to watch a soft porno in order to see two women falling in love.

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car