me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

@prot0makoto

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it

draw a circle that’s the earth

If you think my blog sucks, you should see my decisions in life

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

bood

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

(;•́︿•̀  ;) h….hewwo…?

  ……. (　•́  ‸•̀｀) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?

*BANG*

｀Σ ( •́△•̀|||)｀ HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????

sorry, i missed *aims again*

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

this is my favorite meme ever

The trick to stop feeling embarrassed for oversharing on tumblr is to realize that it doesn’t matter what you post, it’s all embarrassing. This entire site is embarrassing, we’re all living in a cycle of shame

This went on for about 5 matches…. 

paint war iz srs business 

my hands: sketches something that’s not my style but looks really good

me: 

Who up

DID YALL HEAR ME I SAY WHO IS UP

This is it. The original use of this image. I created this with pure intentions, and now it’s known only as the Nut Button.