what is life? am i a fish?

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

favourite characters - Jenna Maroney (30 Rock 2006-2013)

I love that graham crackers were invented 100s of years ago as part of this reverend’s life plan of depriving yourself of anything remotely exciting (masturbation, spicy food, or just food with any seasoning whatsoever basically) and nowadays its used as a base for some of the most rich and decadent desserts ever, completely against its original and intended purpose (keepin’ down the urges). History completely owned the shit out of Reverend Graham and perverted his crackers beyond his comprehension lmfao

I am Cow And wen its dey And doge walks bye Along the wey I go to fynce My tong stiks out I luv my frend I lik his snout.

someone who doesn’t know this musical explain this picture 

President Elect Mellie Grant

if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge

how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun

someone: i always skip “to break in a glove” to be honest…like what’s the importance of a baseball glove, wtf

me:

name a more iconic duo than me and my bed

Burr: I’m willing to wait for it

Hamilton: Waiting? 😂 Some WAIT while others DO💪💯I chase my goals while you think “wait for it"👏😈

How college actually works.

Love u and c u Monday