calling out for somebody to hold tonight

life is about dipping dry things into wet things. oreos into milk. crackers into soup. chicken tendies into bbq sauce. my strap into my girl’s p

Grand Admiral Who? Governor What?

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of Admiral Ar’alani’s cheekbones tearing them to shreds. The one, the only, the Queen of Contour and Conquering the Unknown Regions. THis iS one fine CHIss, ladies and gentlemen. Boy howdy.

Also, Chiss hold their hands behind their backs for katana reasons. This is my canon now XD

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

lovers lost in a forest

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

Liam ringing his birthday on his Instagram story 29/8

liampayne: Had the best birthday week in Bali! Thanks to everyone for making it so special 🎂

i just found out hozier is 6’5”?????? what the fuck was i just supposed to learn that on my own or

Los Angeles, CA - July 14 (via @babyhoneyhslt)

San Jose, CA (11/07)

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

all these lights are jeff 😭 pick someone supportive