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I'm clever, I swear

@theendsjustifythebeans / theendsjustifythebeans.tumblr.com

I like skepticism, poetry, tabletop gaming, Sci-fi/fantasy, social justice and the oxford comma. See what I did there? More of that refined intellectually stimulating comedy down below. Also ENFP
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Work doesn’t block Tumblr but it blocks fb. So I guess this is my only refuge.

Also like fb has rules against porn. Tumblr is like the wild west of meme and dicks. Why not block this place? 

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which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

the first dog clearly has years of fighting experience and possesses the stern, quiet dominance of a master, but his age could prove disadvantageous when pitted against the raw power of the second dog.  there’s clearly something brutal and furious burning inside him, and he walks with a carelessness that hints at his true berserker nature.  the first dog’s technique will have to be flawless if he hopes to avoid being annihilated

I fucking hate this post. It’s fucking bullshit. Tell me, in what fucking universe do you exist in where raw anger and strength will overcome a seasoned master of fighting. No Fuck this. The first dog has 10,000 years of experience under his belt just look at that beard. The other dog is some angry stupid asshole and he will get his ass kicked. Fuck you and Fuck you for making me look at the url “shrexy”

here for this 

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While On a Delivery Today

Doorbell: Ring ring
Me: Hello I have your order!
Little Girl: *answers the door and stares at me for a moment*
Little Girl: ...You're a girl.
Me: Yes, actually I am!
Little Girl: *hands on hips, giving me a firm, calculated look*
Little Girl: Girls can deliver pizzas too!
Me: That's right!
Little Girl: *nods approvingly* Girls can do ANYTHING.
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